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Lo mfo akakwazi ukuphatha imali yakhe, kwaye akakwazi ukukhusela ngokufanelekileyo intombazana yakhe. Wamthumela kwi-nigger ukuba ahlawule amatyala akhe, kwaye wayengazi nokuba kuya kubakho amabini kuwo. Kwaye yena washiywa emnyango kungekho nto. Kambe ke, le ntombazana yanikwa ulwamkelo olufanelekileyo yaza yabethwa ngemiphanda emibini, kodwa elo tyala lalifanele lihlawulwe, yaye yayingenandlela imbi ngaphandle kokubanelisa bobabini. Uyenze ngokugqibeleleyo.
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